Hi Folks, this is Larry King ...

It's June, and you know what that means ... sweeps! Let's hope we finally find out who killed Laura Palmer ... you know, speaking of Laura, I really feel awful for her father Arnold, it certainly won't feel the same in Latrobe .... this just in — Dr. House on TV's sensational Full House isn't even American — he's Kiwi ... which I always thought was a fruit, not a country... I don't know how he talks with that American accent ... it's an acting magic trick if I ever saw one ... Is it just me, or is Artis Gilmore the perfect candidate for Dancing With The Stars? ... he's got it all ... charm, charisma, grace, and a fantastic hook shot ... I don't care what the media types say, but the Black Eyed Peas sound as good on the radio as they do on the television.

Hi folks, this is Larry King ...

Don't look now, but there's a new Lionel Richie album about ready to drop at any moment ... can R&B get any better? ... I'll be parking cars for charity at the Vons on Fairfax this Thursday night ... don't worry, I'll have a driver ... One NFL scout let it slip that the Minnesota Vikings might just be the team to beat this year ... but I gotta admit I'm really pulling for my Giants ... it seems they haven't won bupkus in about forever ... Is it just me, or was Benjamin Franklin overlooked as a candidate for Mount Rushmore? ... Why is a computer mouse called a mouse when it's clearly shaped like a penis? ... Oops, that must be Shawn's vibrator ... Does Lenscrafters still do eyeglasses in a half an hour? ... seems like an impossible task to me ...