Hi Folks, this is Larry King

I'm back ... did you miss me? Boy it sure is cold in the wintertime! So I say, what's not to love about Global Warming? ... Item! Maury Chaykin! ... Color me impressed with this Obama kid ... something tells me he's going to be President some day. ... Lorne Greene and I were having the lunch the other day and he let it slip about Bonanza on the big screen ... Sorry, Lorne, I'm so excited, I couldn't resist! Dan Blocker could really use the work! ... Speaking of Dan Blocker, Shawn and I like to experiment in the bedroom, if you know what I mean. ... Here I am getting my golf game in shape. Maybe I shouldn't wear the jeans ... That new American Idol judge is really making a name for herself, whatever it is ... Robert Downey Jr. has some serious acting chops ... he could pass for any one of the Wayans brothers.

Hi folks, this is Larry King

And I just want to tell you how much I love my Tampa Bay Devil Rays! That Evan Longoria is really something special ... he plays baseball like a desperate housewife! What? Oh, I guess it's not World Series time but Super Bowl time. I really have to say those Phoenix Cardinals are quite the talented bunch. Larry Fitzgerald? More like Larry Fitzgerald Kennedy! ... I can't get enough of this Ed Hardy fella. His clothes make me feel like a 60 year old! And Shawn looks quite the MILP I must say! ... News Flash! Halle Berry! ... I went to the doctor the other day ... turns out I just had Inaguration Fever! Is this Obama guy for real? Hope and Change are all alright with me, but how about some Passion for crying out loud! ... On another note, Shawn gets excited whenever I unveil my stimulus package! ... Sorry to inform you of this folks, but Wonder Bread is anything but.