Friday, April 25, 2008

Hi, folks, this is Larry King ...


Why does Friday always seem like the end of the work week? ... I'll tell ya, it's a darn good thing I don't run on gasoline ... Boy, that Dolly Parton still has some big breasts ... If you're asking me, Joe Torre is doing a masterful job with the Los Angeles Dodgers. In fact, the only way he could do any better would be to bring those bums back to Brooklyn! ... Could I get some cracked pepper for my salad ... While I was being driven around the other day, we nearly plowed into a cement truck chute just laying there in the middle of the road! What has this world come to? ... Professional wrestling. I gotta call bullshit on that one ...

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