Hi folks, this is Larry King ...

Those Texas Rangers could really use a 'hands-on' skipper ... Billy Martin should come out of retirement already ... Has anyone ever had one of these Chickenturkeyporksticks? They might be the most delicious thing without a crust ... Watch out! My grocery store insider tells me marmalade is primed for a big comeback ... I can't figure out why it ever went away ... The big buzz around Tinseltown is that there's a new Batman movie in the works ... I've got a solution to his global warming problem, email me for details ... If you're out there, Tyne Daly, give me a call ... we've got a lot of catching up to do ... I'm investing in shocks and struts ... Why? Two words: childhood obesity ...